Month: February 2026
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The Stealth Bread Project: Case File 1.5

In which I ignore my own advice about hydration, recreate a familiar disaster, and the bread screams ‘I’M WET’ while I theorize about gluten.
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Deconstructed Meatballs

Same spices, same cream gravy, same venison from the same local hunter — just without the part where you stand at the counter listlessly rolling tiny spheres. A lazy Sunday riff on Repatriated Meatballs.
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The Stealth Bread Project: Mission Brief & Case File 1.0

In which I declare war on visible nutrition, do some math about bread prices, and introduce the concept of witness protection for grains.