Tag: recipes
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The Stealth Bread Project: Case Files 1.8 & 1.9
In which the jar of shame gets a redemption arc, the Nutella Protocol is deployed, and we learn that some grains need backup.
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The Stealth Bread Project: Case Files 1.6 & 1.7
In which I finally fix the one obvious thing, then prove the method works with a second grain. Husband selects stealth bread voluntarily. Unprompted
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The Stealth Bread Project: Case File 1.5
In which I ignore my own advice about hydration, recreate a familiar disaster, and the bread screams ‘I’M WET’ while I theorize about gluten.
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Deconstructed Meatballs
Same spices, same cream gravy, same venison from the same local hunter — just without the part where you stand at the counter listlessly rolling tiny spheres. A lazy Sunday riff on Repatriated Meatballs.
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The Stealth Bread Project: Mission Brief & Case File 1.0
In which I declare war on visible nutrition, do some math about bread prices, and introduce the concept of witness protection for grains.
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The Great Hawaiian Bread Disaster (A Comedy of Errors in Four Loaves)
The author’s attempts to make Hawaiian bread illustrate the importance of proper liquid measurement. After three failed attempts, they discovered a crucial error in liquid quantity, leading to a successful, fluffy loaf using Finnish ingredients.
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My Favorite Matcha Smoothie (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Drink from the Blender Cup)
The author shares their love for smoothies, particularly a banana matcha version that keeps them full until lunch. They discuss sourcing ingredients and offer a detailed recipe with creative add-ins.